There was an old woman named Bell
Who thought being first mayor was swell,
Was not her endeavors
That made her so clever,
Twas' hiding the bills and that did smell.
The Mayor had high lofty views,
She didn't think could lose;
A campaign goes quick,
When the City is sick,
If you only translate good news
An auditor free of mayoral looks,
Can take better care of balancing the books
But the Mayor is right
It depends on your sight,
She claims "Independant" but is part of the crooks!
Thought her job would be lots of fun,
Yet issues perplexing,
Did prove very vexing,
And Homestead said, "Once and Done."
Lame
ReplyDeleteHave a sense of humor...
ReplyDeletefunny lmao
ReplyDeleteThe first comment is obviously from a tight (not to be confused with nice)assed Republican woman
ReplyDeleteIts still lame
ReplyDeleteNo sense of humor? Lame you keep looking.
ReplyDeletePlease write one about Wendy
ReplyDeletei can think of a few mother goose rhymes to go along with council members... but who has time to do this. much more important things to do!
ReplyDeleteElect Steve Shelley as Vice Mayor. That way when either Lynda gets removed for threatening employees and vendors or the Baitster has more boating or bar fight trouble, someone with the ability to properly represent the City will step up. NOT WALDMAN AND NOT SIERRA
ReplyDeleteMy first rule for voting is never vote for lawyers
ReplyDeleteThen why is Shelly part of Frank May and his PACk?
ReplyDeleteWhat an ignorant statement: never vote for lawyers! So I suppose Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Franklin Roosevelt, and at least 23 other US Presidents really sucked and nobody should have voted for them either, huh? What kind of stupid rule is that?
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, just because Shelley happens to be listed on the PAC doesn't mean he is "one of them." He is a GOOD GUY who not only has no baggage or skeletons in his closet, but also has an education, class and can speak in coherent sentences, which is more than I can say about Nelson!
If you are not going to vote for the lawyer does that mean you are going to vote for the wimpy drunken doughboy that cant even control his own wife or grow a set to stand on his own while on Council ? That is a real choice. NOT
ReplyDeletePlease, as a lawyer he should of never attached his name to the PAC.
ReplyDeleteJust my system for voting. It's not by any means the only rule.
ReplyDeleteSteve Shelly is hardly a Lincoln or Jefferson. By the way FDR did really suck.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone can help me, I can't seem to find a sample ballot for the 11/3 Homestead general election. They only have the primary ballot. I checked Miami-Dade elections and the city of Homestead web site. Thanks
ReplyDeleteFor most of your information, almost every President was a lawyer and did belong to the Masions. Also only one Catholic. So what does having to be a lawyer have to do with anything? Policital Science then Law School. Become educated before you slam the majority of our U.S. President and Lawyers. Shelly is a great man. when you need one well see how u feel then.
ReplyDeleteJust ignorance on behalf of anyone who knows any history or even watches besides left news media.
Sierra, a morgage fraud person? All that ticket is corrupt. the other side is not. Boy you better get educated and quick. You soon to become well lets say those that dont learn from the past will live it again and regret it.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Angel is not stronger and more independent.
ReplyDelete"Steve Shelley is hardly a Lincoln or Jefferson. By the way, FDR did really suck."
ReplyDeleteYou are entitled to your own opinion, but let me just say what a fine American specimen you must be. (NOT!)
Everyone starts somewhere, Lincoln didn't just ascend to the presidency! In fact he lost a few elections before he finally won, but never gave up. Do you even know Shelley, or do you just enjoy talking out your ass?
Clinton and Obama were the only two presidents I was eligible to vote for who were lawyers so I would say if you are talking about the last 40 years lawyer presidents for the most part didn't get a whole lot done so I don't buy into the whole lawyer president arguement.
ReplyDeleteMy whole reason for not liking lawyers is that they prey on others misfortune, my opinion, like it or don't you're not going to change it.
If you liked that rule of mine about lawyers here is another I'm sure you'll like. Rule #2 never vote for clergy. I know the obvious question here would be what if a pastor was running against a lawyer? I would vote for the lawyer.
And just to show you my voting rules are not so bad, by applying them I will end up voting for Nelson, McCormick, Maldonado, Waldman, and Bateman. I'm sure a couple of them won't win but at least I'm consistent.
I am glad to hear you think that a divorce lawyer is on par with Abraham Lincoln. That really puts you in perspective for me.
ReplyDeleteThe couple that won't win would be Maldonado and Nelson, so why bother voting?
ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely right. So I guess I shouldn't vote. That's one less for bateman and waldman. I'm sure they wouldn't mind that someone was advised not to vote for them. Cut off your nose to spite the face seems to be a regular lifestyle around here.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 10/26 8:48AM. Nasty bitter little person; why don't you come out of the closet so we can see how perfect you are. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
ReplyDeleteSo you will vote for Nazy even after she voted to raise our taxes. Even when she lied about raising Homestead's school grades when we all know that is a lie. And she helped outsoure local business to out of town business. It's obvious that she is only looking out for her concerns and not this City's. I can not stand when people vote for candidates just because they are nice. Nice enough to sell us out.
ReplyDeleteThat's right "DiForFun", people who live in glass houses should not throw stones
ReplyDeleteThis is unbelievable! Please explain to me how 5 questions from the audience in attendance, could possibly be anything but fair? This is a total lack of respect for the residents of Waterstone and a poor excuse provided by you and "your team."
ReplyDeleteI wish you the best of luck in this competitive process.
Alex Diaz de Villegas
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Dear Waterstone Citizens:
I am sorry that I will not be able attend tonight. I discovered this afternoon that Mr. Alex Diaz de Villegas has organized this event and will be serving as the moderator.
Mr. Diaz de Villegas has been closely associated with Mayor Lynda Bell and Mr. Tim Nelson. He serves as one of their Campaign Managers. Therefore, I do not feel that Mr. Diaz de Villegas will be a neutral and fair moderator.
I am willing to answer any and all questions or concerns you may have.
Please accept my apology for any inconveniences my absence may cause.
My telephone number is: 305-219-6419
My email address is: steve@bateman4mayor.com
I look forwarding to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
Steve Bateman
poor alex, i can hear his sad voice in my head as he whines.
ReplyDeleteMr Bateman, thank you for speaking the TRUTH. alex is a worm!
Bell would have cleaned his clock again, Bateman is a joke, knows nothing just throws numbers around.
ReplyDeleteBig Mistake Bateman and I dd not like Bell but you blew it bub.
ReplyDeletethe last time alex was a moderator he choose all the questions himself, it was completely unfair and dirty
ReplyDeletebut what would you expect from alex diaz
Alex be fair?
ReplyDeletethats a joke!
the halloween party that he sold tickets for at the waterstone 2 clubhouse, for the costume contest he gave first place prize to his own daughter and second place to her best friend.
All of you stop. Listen. Look. Alex giving ? that is unfair to Bateman, Waldman, Williams, Elvis, and Shelly. He is her campaign manager. By the way Alex could you please bring back my Campaign Manager Book? Been waiting for over 1 month. Who ever should be asking any questions should a neutral person. The End. Mr. Bateman and anyone else has the right to ensure that the questions poised are fair and balance, that is even including the Bell Team it goes both ways or it should. Not one sided. And I will post my name to this. Agian it shows how one sided and to any extreme the "Team" will go. No morals at all. Alex I thought at least you had some. You said you quit her campaign and was going to be neutral then back again with the "Team" back and forth you go. that does not seem neutral to me or anyone with any brains.
ReplyDeleteOh, by the way folks, the Chambers Debate, was told not to worry because they like the Bell Team and hate the other side. Another inside quote.
And inform you little troll Angel, he comes by my house one more time I am filing a stalkers report. there are cameras on mine and next door to me since you started to harass me. this is the third time and he is not allowed to solicite and only come to my home to harrass me today and my oldest son and I could not get him fast enough but it was him that put the letter in my mail, him that 2 x came to take pics and 2x he got caught and now today. Angel dont you obey the rule and regulations even for your own Seat 6? Guess not. No tresspassing or election material allowed to be posted anywere in our subdivision only on common ground. Do you even know were that is? Cause you sure dont know a lot about Oasis at all. Especially when I read your article in the paper, Ahhh, lets see Lenders and Banks should pay late HOA on foreclosed homes? Who is your HOA President. Last time I looked Lenders and the Banks were one of the same. It goes to show you, you dont even know the process that takes place inside Oasis. Stay away from me and my home stalking is a felony and three times makes it so and you where there with witnessess. Stay away.
Pat Moe
Finding that out too.
ReplyDeletepat moe
Pat Moe = Mental Patient
ReplyDeleteanyone who has to deal with this kind of foolishness is subject to becoming a mental patient!! Leave the woman alone already!!
ReplyDeleteYou can bet if the tables were turned and Batemans campaign manager was holding a debate, the Bell team would be in uproar, claiming injustice, unfair tactics, bias, etc. I find it appropriate that Bateman, Judy and Elvis did not participate. Whether it hurts them in the long run remains to be seen. Does anyone know who the moderator is for the debate at Keys Gate Golf club???
ReplyDeleteby the way, after the personal attacks that Diaz de Villegas has made towards Bateman in the past, THERE IS NO WAY that he would be a fair and impartial moderator for a debate. He is under investigation after all for the slanderous statements he has made. Where did his blog go, I wonder???
ReplyDeleteEither Tim Craig or Kevin Sullivan
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, right, like they aren't partial (Craig n Sullivan). What happened to having debates with impartial moderators and where questions aren't given to the "favored" side ahead of time? Each election cycle seems to get worse and worse, the choices of candidates, the attacking, the forums, etc.
ReplyDeleteSo what Bateman didn't show! How is that any different than Bell's team being a no-show at the SW Forum prior to the primary? The BATMAN sensed it would be a JOKE on him, I think he was right.
ReplyDeleteI only became mental when i left them? No I became mental when I hung with them and found out ahead of time the morals they lacked. Only the opposing side would say something like that. Most likely Angel who keeps harrassing me and now with his sister today. when are you guys going to grow up and post who you are? I am not scared of your tatics and i will follow this to the end...... Again I will say this one of our great founding fathers stated: "Questions with Boldness" I am so mental who stated that? And to bring us up to speed on a more recent figure in history the great, late, Martin Luther King stated; Speak without Fear. I guess they did not learn that in thier history lesson and thank you for telling them to leave me alone. Im the mental one. Nice try.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope tim Craig and not Kevin Sullivan.
ReplyDeleteHe really seems to be on a power trip and is infatuated with Bell, but I betcha if she loses, he will want to be Batemans next best friend.
Angel you have no clue about Oasis and for you to print that you do on homesteadishome if full of it and it will be proven........judy is fully aware of Oasis and she will wipe you up like gravy with a biscut..... and come to think of it instead of Pat Moe calling you a troll you look more like the devil which fits with this fab5, lol.
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