Wednesday, October 28, 2009

More Political Satire for Holloween and Words For The Team that May Help Them.



 Could not change the Name, but it should read:

Hello my name is Lynda Bell............

The whole "Team" needs this class big time, including Alex.
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29 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 28, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    This is funny and those words are true Mayor. Take heed to them, they are words of the wise!!!!!!!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 28, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    The raelity of this election is ,that 200 new registered voters were not allowed to vote in the primaries.All because of Maria Garzo .This individual has violated the HAVA Act AND NOBODY IN HOMESTEAD CARES!!!!!!!.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 28, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    A serious comment, you do no favors to your cause by posting these satire pieces. It's not because they are not funny, it's because you push all the serious stuff that directly speaks to your point off the home page of your blog. Case in point, the Nazy stuff is gone, the angel stuff is gone, the Melvin stuff is gone. All new visitors are greeted with is limericks and songs and YouTube videos. New users are not likely to look deeper than the home page. I know this because I've Rolf freinds to come here who aren't web savvy but interested in the info you provide. This election is much too important and the facts need to get out there. Please save the comedy until after the election. Otherwise thank you for this fine informative site.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 28, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    thats a good point, you need to post the truth back at the top and not clutter it with all this

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  5. AnonymousOctober 28, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    Not much truth on this blog. Just "v" envy.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    You want truth??? I will give you truth. How about the Homesteadishome blog has been taken over by Alex Diaz De villages.
    Alex had to take down his own blog because he is breaking police policy and is under investigation with his job, the miami-Dade police dept because of the fake documents and lies that he posted on that site.
    Alex is a one man bashing machine for Lynda Bell. Patty Moe calls him "Lynda's Precious Alex" and he does everything Lynda tells him to do.
    He is NOT one of the GOOD GUYS!!!! Beware of the Crooked Cop in Waterstone!!!!
    Do you really want Lynda as your Mayor??? If so know that as a reward for his dirty deeds, Alex will be appointed Cheif of police. Count on it!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    I have a tale for you as well: Judy Waldman

    Judy proclaims she’s the victim and NOW she wants change

    But everybody that she screwed during her reign found that strange

    She try’s to portray I’m a lady and I don’t get in dirty fights

    But everybody knows you have David and Billy talking lies and crap on these blogsites

    Your husband Merv is old and creepy

    You look mad and deprived, one must question when was the last time you got whoopy

    You getting scared and worried knowing your campaign is losing and beginning to stink

    You strategize; let me step up my victim status and start wearing PINK.

    Angel is one of the City’s positive solutions

    Once you’re out he’ll save us from your idiotic votes and other pollutions.

    Judy it’s been swell, well not really.

    When you lose, you have nobody to blame but yourself, David and Billy……

    These are my predictions for the General:

    Steve Bateman Mayor
    Steve Shelley NW Seat
    McCormick SW Seat
    Nazy Sierra Waterstone Seat
    Angel Garrote Oasis Seat

    Exactly what the City needs a well balance COUNCIL. ….. lol

    Mexican Nostradamus

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  8. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Be there tonight. Sparks and lies will fly

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  9. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Mexican Nostradamus,
    I think it says a lot of someone’s character when instead of stating factual events for their candidate they result to belittling the opponent with nonsense antics such as your last post. Why are you so concerned with Merv and your thoughts of him being creepy? Furthermore, why the interest into Mrs. Waldman’s sex life (wanting to know the last time she made whoopy)? Why don’t you get off your high horse (oh wait, you are a self proclaimed Mexican) why don’t you get off your high donkey and stick to the facts about the election and not about your Freudian envy of the Waldman’s. When I see you present the facts FOR YOUR CANDIDATE, then I will give you some merit. On a side note, I notice your use of the name “Nostradamus”, just in case you (or anyone else out there) are not familiar with the real Nostradamus, let me tell you that his predictions were largely the results of misinterpretations or mistranslations (sometimes deliberate) and most of the time rendered themselves useless of any genuine predictive power; Kind of like what you are doing. Now, one can only assume that you will attack this post by responding with more of your nonsense and that is expected of someone of your caliber, which is fine. But when you are done, will you please present me with some facts about your candidate so that I can make an informed decision on who to vote for due to their political doings and not the doings of their bedroom activity? Thank you.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    That's the story of Billy, David and new recruit Patty, these are the train holders of the gown for the queen bee.

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  11. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    Wrong AGAIN. You wish that to be true because you don't want to have to face the fact that there are others out there that think like "Billy, David, and Patty". To be honest, I have heard of David, but do not even know who Billy and Patty are. But if they share my sentiments then I welcome there comments.

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  12. keysgatemomOctober 29, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    I should have posted my commentary here, since homesteadishome won't publish it. Wish I could remember all the details... Youre probably right about Alex de Villegas taking it over, no wonder!

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  13. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Homestead Police doesn't do FRS

    It Wouldn't make Sense for alex to Leave MDPD for HPD.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Wrong AGAIN. You wish that to be true because you don't want to have to face the fact that there are others out there that think like "Billy, David, and Patty".


    Holy Crap Batman, Homestead is being taken over by ZOMBIES!!!!

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  15. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    The Mayor probably started her local career with good intentions. Once she got a taste of power and perks, well, the rest is history. Anyone who has to tell you she has been a good and ethical Mayor( her words, not mine) is hiding something. Personally, think actions speak louder than words. We all know how she treats those who dare to disagree or cross her. Her campaign literature is not just misleading but full of outright lies. If she really cared about quality rather than control, she would have never appointed Tim Nelson. Losner was out of the question but Shelley or Martinez were certainly qualified light years ahead of the baker-man. Finally, and sadly, she now seems to believe her own lies and p.r. She will be a one hit wonder and those who agree need to make sure the votes get cast. Leave nothing to chance.

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  16. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    The Krome blog was not Alex, and nor is the Homesteadishome.org. Lies, Lies,and more Lies. KGM stop drinking the Kool-Aid, and Billy, David, and Jason, grow up. You all are looking more foolish each day.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    My suspect for the kromeaveblog was that nasty little Lobos

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  18. keysgatemomOctober 29, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    whatever... Lobos, Diaz de Villegas, whomever. It is a bunch of crap and lies. No wonder it got taken down. Fighting dirty is one thing, but LIBEL, you people are crazy and messing things up for yourself and many others. Ever heard of KARMA??? What goes around comes around, and yes surely one day, you will get yours!

    KGM

    By the way, I have far too much class to drink Kool aid. LOSER! Maybe Lynda Bell's daughter does, especially if she shops at Wal-mart for her very fashionable clothing. I would choose a sophisticated pink suit (like Judy) any day over jeans, flip flops and a custom made "wife beater" tank top.

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  19. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Judy is running for the health insurance, have you seen how many meetings she misses? Not only hat but even when she is not sick, Fridays you can see her and Mr Judy at the hospital cafeteria, it's date night for those who are hospital food lovers.

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  20. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    Steve Shelley for Vice Mayor... he is the future and still has a humbleness about him that neither Judy nor Nazy have.

    If the Queen Bee is gone, Nazy will be a whole different person and Melvin as we know will go with the flow. BUT, Judy, if you are there, it is not time for retribution; it is time to heal and join together to reverse the ill that has been foisted on our community under this . Dont be like them ... you gotta change your evil ways...and be thankful that Angel was not a contender

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  21. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    Duh hay my naim iz steev shellee an im uh loyer wid uh kean aniwiticul mined. TOOL!!!

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  22. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    He might be but Tim cant see his

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  23. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    You would know.

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  24. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Didn't Garrote's wife leave him for another woman? Oh wait, she was the man in the relationship, my bad.

    Garrote can't even raise enough money to pay for his own shirts. He had to steal Bateman's shirts and put his name on their since Garrote uses the same colors as Bateman, how pathetic. What is even more pathetic is having Orta run his campaign. Someone who couldn't even make it past the primaries last election, much less even speak English well Orta is a little boy who knows nothing and needs to grow some balls for Angel since Angel's wife was the only one who had them.

    Orta completely ruined Martinez' campaign with his foresight and his "Nostradamus" visions. Becareful Orta with what you say.

    Did anyone understand McCormick? Damn, you would think since his Chyna doll was "teacher of the year" she would have taught him some english instead of hooked on phonics. He is a real winner. Oh ya, SW Champ. Wow, that is who I would want representing the SW area.

    Tim Nelson, the man with the plan. The man who can't even control his own wife. Can't even get it up to have some good "whoopy" with his girl, hence the reason she has to seek it elsewhere from men AND women. What a dysfunctional family that is. Could Nelson even put a sentance together. I guess McCormick and Nelson both learned English from Fairclougth. Ms. Gooseneck Fairthclouth a/k/a Chyna Doll stripper hoe from the Pink Gold.

    Let's talk about Bell. Wow, so much to say. Let's start by her daughters. The classy ladies that they are. One just graduated from the police academy, which the city paid for (as they were laying off employees who had vested time in the city) and yet resides with a felon, and has babies from different daddies who all are felons. Now those are family values that were instilled by nonetheless our wonderful Mayor Bell. This is where Homestead is heading.....straight to the trailer park. Bell thinks she knows it all and she really does not. The way she treated Patricia Moe is repulsive and just shows what she is all about.

    Remember, VOTE for people who are fair and reasonable. We will never see eye to eye with whomever we vote for but at least vote for people who are good people with a heart. Vote for people who will listen, at least. Not shut you down by violating your freedom of speech and expression. I thought government was created to protect our rights not violate them. Something that the Mafia Bell team has continuously done throughout their two year regime.

    Vote responsible and vote smart.

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  25. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    Early voting is here, te for your best "political truths". I look forward to reading and grading them. Take no prisoners!

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  26. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    Didn't Nelson's wife sleep with this guy Ed who plays golf with Nelson's Dad? That is a little to close for comfort. Wow, not only does his wife sleep with this guy Ed but now his father plays golf with him. Ummmm, there is an issue there dough boy.

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  27. keysgatemomOctober 30, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    There is no need to belittle anyone. Some of the candidates and their folks bring it upon themselves. Appearance is everything. Have some pride. Have some class. Remember why you are there, as a leader, a role model. I want my children to gorw up respecting our leaders, not afraid of them or disgusted by their appearances and behaviors...

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  28. bubbaOctober 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    NO MORE THUGS IN OFFICE!!!! IF YOUR WIFE NEEDS TO BEAT UP WOMEN AND CHILDREN JUST TO WIN AN ELECTION FOR YOU, THAN YOU DON"T DESERVE TO BE ELECTED TO ANYTHING!!!!
    VOTE REV. JIMMIE WILLIAMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  29. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Wow !!!These posts are disgusting.This is what really negative campaigning is all about .Why is it that anybody ask about .The Garzo's and they support Judy Waldman and Steve Shelley..I guess Voter fraud is in the rise here in homestead....So,Why is The Garzo's investing so much with these candidates .You heard it here first ,of course Contracts once they get elected.Now that's the truth

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